Uncle Sam is a figure in American History as the founder of the country. If he was to be molested by America, he would be molested by his 'uncle' which causes Bo to question whether this counts as incestual sex.
America is known for being racist towards Mexicans (specifically New York University), so it would make sense that he is making a university essay about ensuring that the Mexican people are not allowed to cross the border into the United States.
We ballin' is an American term, but saying the same words in an Asian accent makes it sound like Wii Bowling, which is a game mode in the video game Wii Sports which came with every Nintendo Wii console ever sold.
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
Hungry hungry hippocrite.
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a
The chorus is extremely catchy, but he is saying that he hates catchy choruses which is therefore making him a hypocrite. He uses the term 'hungry hungry hypocrite' in reference to the popular board game hungry hungry hippos.
This means he gets a hard on/erection, some people also call this a "hard pepperoni". This happens when someone gets naked in front of a male (preferably females).
Beautiful girls all over the world
I could be chasing but my time would be wasted
They got nothing on you baby
Nothing on you baby
He knows that there are pretty (beautiful) girls all over the place and that he could be trying to get hem but he knows that his wife/girlfriend is the best he can get and would never leave her.
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Just don't let them touch your balls!)
Makes a slur that narwhals are sexual predators and shouldn't be trusted around small children. Even older men should be worried whilst going into the sea. Luckily feminists will be happy that there is a song about men being molested.