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And Santa clause multiplied
The mathematical variable "i" represents a number that does not exist, or is not real (imaginary). When an imaginary number is multiplied by another imaginary number, the result is "-1," a real number (i^2 = -1). Therefor, Santa Claus, a fictional character, multiplied by an imaginary number would result in a real number.